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Friday, November 19, 2010

Good Question

Here is an interesting article that asks the questions we've all been thinking about: Has the TSA ever actually caught a terrorist? As I prepare to travel, I've been pondering airport security a lot. If faced with the decision of either having to go through a full body screener or getting patted down, what should I choose? The way I see it, I have two basic options:

1. Contribute to the porn industry
2. Get groped

Hmm...neither sound very pleasant to me. Wow, I can't believe I'm actually going to post the above on the internet. How inapprop. But then I suppose that the TSA is committing these indecent acts in public and so there is no use pretending that it isn't happening.

I think I'll go with option 2. At least I won't have to worry about where my full body scan pictures are going to end up.

3 comments:

  1. yeah it's super weird. i don't know which one is better either... i guess i'll have to choose.

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  2. I agree. I think if you go with option 2, you get groped by a member of the same sex. Less chance for weirdness. Yick.

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  3. As I told Jake this is the first thing that has ever made me feel anxiety about flying.

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